Aviation jokes
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Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning.
Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning.
Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.
Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.
Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all working.
Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel..
Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
Pilot: Again!
Tower: What's your heigth and position?
Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
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